wedontneednopizza

a bunch of babes just walked by.
as my sweet would remark: "babes! wearing appropriately small clothing!"
they were each carrying a flower.
one of them looked through the door.
i explained fair trade to her in 1.3 seconds.
through the closed door much less.
then i hired her as the new manager.
not sure i'm authorized to make that decision.
just did.